The Robin Diaries

Pre Game Entry #1

I picked someone from a show I am not known to watch and actually don't really watch. I know she's a Canadian in the show and maybe that will serve as reverse psychology? Are you doing episodes for this game?

My goal is to play just like Callie Torres. Have a million alliances BUT only one Confessional thread so my post count stays low.

Pre Game Entry #2

My idea fails now that I notice the editing button is non existent on this forum. I guess I will just have to choose my words and my posts carefully.

Do not use my first confessional please, it will be identity revealing.


I have made contact with Mother Theresa, Cherry and Mikey. I wonder if it's the real Cherry and Mikey?

Your first confessional will be the name of the first episode <3

The Robin Diaries?

Robin, darling, please replace your avatar with this resized version https://i.imgur.com/GOdl632.gif . Your current avatar goes over a few of your opening words in a post. 

Copy and paste it in the "Link to an off-site Avatar :" option. 


Thanks in advanced - Miss.Vanderpump x

That looks like shit Lisa.

I agree, but we needed to see your fabulous words <3

Episode #1 Entry #1

I got added to a tribe full of nuns. How does one plan around that? At least we won the first challenge and that means I can just be lazy and let the good times roll.

Episode #2 Entry #1

I really do suck at keeping up with the confessionals as of right now. Probably because I keep remembering about this once the challenge is over. Failgoddess/hashtag#

Episode #2 Entry #2

We won again. There is so much wooo going on in my heart at the moment.

Episode #3 Entry #1

I told my tribe I would be here for the challenge. Now this G-O-D loving bitch sat me out and we're on the verge of greeting our first loss. Screw you Nurse Jude.

Episode #3 Entry #2

She said sorry. I feel bad for the harsh words I bestowed upon a nun of all people. Where are my manners? Probably left them in Canada. That's where this character is from eh? Anyrabbit, we lost and that sucks. I would be a good candidate for the vote since I have no allies.

Episode #3 Entry #3


I made friends now, losing wasn't such a bad thing. Blacksomething is about to leave, or so I'm told. Mikey is my friend, Sister Jude is a new friend too, as is Mother Theresa, Sandra Bullock and Xena. Logically I would say Schofield is one of my prioritized focus at the moment. I think we have another person in our tribe, I can't remember.

Episode 4 Entry #1

We had to make a flag. I have to laugh at anyone who thinks I can whip out miracles with my little paint 1980 software. Ehhhhhh no not happening. I'm trying to act Canadian right now but it's so hard. If only her character wasn't Canadian, I wouldn't have to worry about it. :p

Episode 4 Entry #2


Mikey won for our tribe and Cherry for the other tribe. To be perfectly honest, I have no idea who is even on the other tribe, who has left the other tribe or what the fuck is even going on.

Episode 4 Entry #3

I feel like I suck in this game which wasn't my intention. Maybe being a little on the quiet side will make it easier to slide by. I hate to play that game but maybe I can Pikachu my way to a win.


In other news, Mikey, Jude, Mother and Xena are all telling me to vote Sandra. She's been really boring but she actually talks to me. I would really like to see Michael take a trip down the yellow brick road. This road leads down the toilet though. The way I see it though, if it ain't Robin going home, it ain't my problem.

Episode 5 Entry #1


So we merged? Or did we? This is so confusing. Thanks a lot Alrmwooo.

Episode 5 Entry #2

Things are not going well for Robin anymore. We merged, it sucked to be quite frank with all you viewers. We needed one more tribe win to take full control. Right now I have made alliances with Mikey alone and then we have the alliance that contains Mother, Sister, Xena and me. Katherine is being nice to me and approached me, same with Gardner. The best thing to do would be to get Cherry out and break her and Mikey up. Mother seems to want the target on Katherine? Why? Dumb fucking broad.

Episode 6 Entry #1

Katherine left, she was the nicest one from that tribe. Now I'm tighter with Jennifer and guess what? They want her out. Just please all eat shit and choke on it.

Episode 6 Entry #2

It's been really grueling to get on top of things in this game. There was so much going on and everyone is striving for the top. Let's just take a tour shall we,

Cherry and Mikey are an obvious pair
Mother and Sister are also a pair
Xena is playing both alliances and she worries me, I don't trust her
Gary wins every immunity and he's with Cherry and Mikey
Cherry and Gloria probably dislike me since the challenge where I took Cherry out
The twist sucks and some botch (Sandra) cast a revenge vote on me


I want Jennifer in the game. I keep trying to build something else, something that will help me rise to the top, be in power, win this game. I want one alliance that will trump Mikey/Cherry and Mother/Sister. It's just not happening.

Episode 6 Entry #3

I type this as I wave goodbye to Jennifer. Short lived but it was fun.

Episode 7 Entry #1

I have some news for the audience, it's a shocker actually, Gary won immunity. *rolls eyes*. Gary really annoys me actually. He took me out of the one challenge and then he ignores me until minutes before the immunity results. Acting like we should be aligned or something. Nuh uh bucko, don't even try to crawl up behind my ass only when you think you lost safety.

Episode 7 Entry #2

Finally!!!!! Tonight is probably the night where excrements fly high. The nuns are ready to strike and take out Cherry and apparently Xena and Gloria (what????) are on board. The plan is to tell Mikey we're voting for Gloria and actually vote Cherry.

Episode 7 Entry #3


I finally just bit the bullet and went to Xena. We're both in both alliances and I just needed to know where her head is at. I didn't feel comfortable plotting Cherry's demise in front of her if she was about to just spill the beans to Mikey. She confirmed that she did want to work with Mikey the most but that we needed him away from Cherry. Safe to say at this point, Cherry is history, the jello has been eaten. Really hope she's not idoled somehow. If she does use one or have one used on her, bye bye Gloria or Michael.

Episode 7 Entry #4

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no bitches
I ain't afraid of no bitches

If you're seeing things
running with a red head
Who can ya call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

Many men
sleeping in her bed
Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no bitches
I ain't afraid of no bitches

Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

If ya all alone and she's in your window
pick up the phone
CHERRYBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no bitches
I here it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no bitches
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS

If you've had a dose of a
freaky jelllo baby
Ya better call
CHERRYBUSTERS

Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no bitches
I ain't afraid of no bitches

Don't get caught with her alone no no

CHERRYBUSTERS

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
CHERRYBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?
CHERRYBUSTERS